Last week, the cool people at
@redreporter wrote this awesome list called Things I never want to do with Tony Cingrani.
It was a little too awesome, so I had to ask…
@redreporter‘s permission, I give you “Things I never want to do with Tony Cingrani… #VottoshopWednesday style”
1. Dispute a credit card charge
2. Watch the Ed Norton Hulk movie
3. Ask him to cash my check for me
4. Sit in traffic
5. Wait for a cake to cool before frosting it
6. Admit that I’m the one who scratched his car
7. Have my email hacked and send him a bunch of spam
8. Dispute a debit card charge
9. Ask him to help me alphabetize my DVD collection
10. Play baseball… I think you already know what that looks like.